{"product_id":"at-least-you-don-t-have-to-wear-a-cone-funny-card","title":"At Least You Don’t Have to Wear a Cone Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFunny Dog Birthday Card – “At Least You Don’t Have to Wear a Cone”\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eSome birthdays are graceful.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eThis is not one of them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eFeaturing an adorable cartoon dog trapped in the ultimate humiliation device — the cone of shame — this funny dog greeting card is perfect for anyone going through a rough week, chaotic birthday, questionable life choices, or mild emotional damage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eBecause honestly?\u003cbr\u003eThings could be worse.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eAt least they’re not wearing a cone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e🎉 Why This Card Works\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eIt hits that perfect balance of:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003efunny\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ecomforting\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eslightly unhinged\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eweirdly wholesome\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eThe cartoon pup instantly makes people smile, while the joke lands in that relatable “life is a mess but we move” kind of way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eIt’s playful without trying too hard.\u003cbr\u003eCute without being childish.\u003cbr\u003eAnd sarcastic without being mean.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e🐾 Perfect For\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003efunny birthday cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003edog lovers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003esurgery recovery gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eget well soon moments\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003estressful life phases\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ebreakup recovery\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ecoworkers with chaotic energy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003efriends who laugh through pain\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eHonestly? This card works for almost anyone with a sense of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e📏 Card Details\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eAvailable sizes:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA6\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA5\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA4\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium matte cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMatching envelope included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHigh-quality vibrant print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEco-friendly packaging\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShipped flat in protective mailer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e💌 The Vibe\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eThis card feels like:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003elaughing through the chaos\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eemotional support memes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003esending “u alive?” texts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003edogs dramatically walking into furniture with cones on\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003esurviving life one breakdown at a time\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003eIt’s silly.\u003cbr\u003eIt’s comforting.\u003cbr\u003eAnd it weirdly makes people feel seen.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShipping times may vary during busy periods, holidays, or postal delays. 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