{"product_id":"better-not-be-milking-it-funny-pun-greeting-card","title":"Better Not Be Milking It Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eBetter Not Be Milking It Card\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eFunny Milk Carton Greeting Card\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eFor the friend who’s been “on the verge of death” for three days because of a tiny cold.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eFeaturing a judgemental cartoon milk carton and the phrase “Better Not Be Milking It,” this card is the perfect mix of sarcastic, playful, and weirdly supportive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e💌 Perfect Design For\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003efunny get well soon cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003edramatic friends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003esarcastic birthday cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ecoworkers with “man flu”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eattention-seeking besties\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003erecovery gifts with personality\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone you are suspecting is milking it... 👀\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eBasically anyone being just a little extra.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e✨ Card Specs and Details\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in A6 (small) , A5 (Big) , or A4 (Bigger)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted on premium heavyweight cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMatching envelope included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVibrant, high-quality print finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eCute enough for the fridge.\u003cbr\u003eSavage enough to get a laugh immediately.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e✍️ Message Ideas\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e“Thoughts and prayers for your very serious little cold.”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e“Please recover quickly. 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