{"product_id":"bloody-hell-you-re-leaving-funny-farewell-card","title":"Bloody Hell, You’re Leaving! 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fantasy lovers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003echaotic emotional support colleagues\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p5\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003emanagers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eteammates\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ebest friends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eflatmates\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eteachers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eanyone abandoning the group chat\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e🎨 The Design\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eFeaturing a dramatic red-haired wizard with a deeply offended expression, this design combines fantasy humour with classic British sarcasm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eThe bold phrase:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e“Bloody hell, you’re leaving!”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003emakes it instantly funny without trying too hard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p5\"\u003eIt’s the kind of card that:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003egets passed around the office\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003emakes everyone laugh\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eends up pinned to somebody’s fridge afterwards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e✍️ Blank Inside\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eThe inside is blank for your own farewell message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p5\"\u003eWrite:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003esomething heartfelt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ean inside joke\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ea fake wizard spell\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eor one final bit of workplace gossip\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003eNo judgement here.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e📏 Available Sizes\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p5\"\u003eChoose your level of dramatic goodbye:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA6 – compact and cheeky\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA5 – classic greeting card size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA4 – maximum office chaos\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003ePrinted on premium heavyweight matte cardstock with vibrant colour and a smooth luxe finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p5\"\u003eIncludes:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ematching envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eprotective packaging\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eprofessional-quality print finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e🌱 Thoughtfully Made\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEco-conscious cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRecyclable packaging\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned and printed in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003eGood for the planet.\u003cbr\u003eExcellent for dramatic exits.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e📦 Shipping \u0026amp; 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