{"product_id":"bloody-hell-you-re-old-funny-wizard-birthday-card","title":"“Bloody Hell, You’re Old!” Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e🧙 “Bloody Hell, You’re Old” Wizard Birthday Card\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eNot a compliment.\u003cbr\u003eA magical observation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eThis chaotic little birthday card features a fire-haired wizard delivering the devastating truth:\u003cbr\u003e“Bloody hell, you’re old.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003ePerfect for the friend, partner, sibling, or workplace menace who appreciates fantasy vibes, British sarcasm, and being publicly roasted on their birthday.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e✨ Why People Love It\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eBecause it feels like an inside joke immediately.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003eThe mix of:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ewizard energy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003edry humour\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eslightly aggressive affection\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e…makes this one ridiculously giftable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eIt’s cheeky without being mean.\u003cbr\u003eFunny without trying too hard.\u003cbr\u003eAnd weirdly wholesome underneath the chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e🔥 The Design\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eA cartoon wizard.\u003cbr\u003eWild hair.\u003cbr\u003eMaximum magical panic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eBold typography and expressive character art make this card instantly eye-catching whether it’s handed over at dinner, displayed on a desk, or pinned dramatically to the fridge.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eHonestly?\u003cbr\u003eIt looks like someone who definitely got banned from at least one wizard school.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e🎂 Perfect For\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ebirthdays\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003efantasy lovers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePotter fans\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003echaotic best friends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003esarcastic couples\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eoffice legends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003epeople entering their “ancient relic” era\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003eEspecially ideal for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e30th birthdays\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e40th birthdays\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e“you’re not old old but it’s starting” birthdays\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e📦 Card Details\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003eAvailable Sizes:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA6\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA5\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA4\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003ePrinted on premium heavyweight matte cardstock.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message, spell, or emotionally devastating roast.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eMatching envelope included.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003ePlastic-free packaging.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e✍️ Message Ideas\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003eNeed inspiration?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e“Another year closer to becoming a wise old wizard.”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e“You’re ageing beautifully. 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