{"product_id":"christmas-calories-don-t-count-funny-holiday-card","title":"Christmas Calories Don’t Count Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eChristmas Calories Don’t Count Christmas Card\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eDecember rules are different.\u003cbr\u003eCalories? Suspended.\u003cbr\u003eDessert? Mandatory.\u003cbr\u003eSecond helping? Spiritually necessary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eThe “Christmas Calories Don’t Count” Christmas design is perfect for festive food lovers, pudding enthusiasts, and anyone emotionally attached to holiday snacks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eFeaturing a cheerful Christmas pudding topped with icing and holly, this card delivers cozy Christmas humour without trying too hard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eCute. Funny. 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