{"product_id":"congrats-on-paying-bills-greeting-card","title":"Congrats on Paying Bills Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eBills Paid Birthday Card – Funny Adulting Celebration Card\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eA Birthday Card for Financial Survivors\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eBills paid?\u003cbr\u003eRent covered?\u003cbr\u003eStill emotionally standing?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eHonestly… iconic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eThis funny birthday card is for the real adults out here surviving direct debits, council tax, rent payments, and the emotional damage of checking their banking app.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eFeaturing a bold pink cake design with chaotic celebration energy, this card is perfect for the friend who’s stressed, thriving, exhausted, and somehow still hot.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e✨ The Vibe\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eThis card basically says:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e“Congrats on surviving capitalism.”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e“Proud of you for not getting evicted.”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e“You paid your bills AND made it another year? Legendary.”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eFunny, dramatic, and painfully relatable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e💌 Card Details\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in A6, A5, or A4\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted on premium 300gsm matte cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank inside for your message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMatching envelope included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePlastic-free packaging\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e🎯 Perfect For\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003emillennial birthdays\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003efinancially stressed besties\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eside hustle queens\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ecoworkers surviving adulthood\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003epartners carrying the household spreadsheet\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eanyone living paycheck-to-paycheck with style\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eEspecially good for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ebirthdays\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003epayday celebrations\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003emoving out gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003enew job gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e“you survived another month” moments\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e🧠 Bonus Waffle\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eSome cards say “Happy Birthday.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eThis one says:\u003cbr\u003e“I know modern life is basically a psychological endurance test and yet somehow you’re still showing up.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eThat deserves cake.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eAnd honestly?\u003cbr\u003ePeople frame this one.\u003cbr\u003eBecause surviving adulthood is basically an extreme sport at this point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e🎁 Pair It With\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ea KEOLIX mug\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ea funny tote bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003esnacks and instant noodles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eemotional support caffeine\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eor literally just cash\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e📦 Shipping \u0026amp; Support\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShipped from the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCarefully packaged\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEco-conscious materials used\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003eQuestions?\u003cbr\u003e📧 hello@keolix.com\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003ePlease note: Shipping times may vary during busy periods, holidays, or postal delays. 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