{"product_id":"ex-squeeze-me-you-re-leaving-funny-farewell-card","title":"Ex-Squeeze Me? You’re Leaving? Card","description":"\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eEx-Squeeze Me? You’re Leaving?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eFunny Farewell Greeting Card\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eGoodbyes are awkward.\u003cbr\u003eThis card makes them less painful.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eFeaturing an adorable cartoon orange juice design and the phrase “Ex-Squeeze Me? You’re Leaving?”, this funny farewell card is perfect for coworkers, friends, classmates, flatmates, or anyone heading off on a new adventure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eCute, slightly dramatic, and guaranteed to get a laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e✨ Why People Love It\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003efunny without being over the top\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eperfect mix of cute + sarcastic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eworks for loads of farewell situations\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eblank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ememorable enough to keep afterwards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eThe kind of card people pin to their desk instead of throwing away.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e💌 Card Details\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in A6, A5, or A4\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted on premium cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank inside\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMatching envelope included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHigh-quality vibrant print finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003ePerfect for farewell gifts, leaving parties, or office send-offs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e🎁 Perfect For\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ecoworker leaving cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003emoving away gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003egraduation goodbyes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003enew job send-offs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003efriendship farewells\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003egap year gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ework besties\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eOr anyone you’re genuinely going to miss.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e✍️ Message Ideas\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e“Rude of you to leave, honestly.”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e“Who am I supposed to complain to now?”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e“Wishing you luck… but not too much.”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e📦 Shipping \u0026amp; Returns\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShips within 1–3 business days\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUK delivery: 2–5 business days\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInternational shipping available\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e📧 hello@keolix.com\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e🍊 Tiny Card. Mild Emotional Damage.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eBecause every goodbye deserves at least one terrible pun.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShipping times may vary during busy periods, holidays, or postal delays. 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