{"product_id":"found-in-the-bin-funny-custom-birthday-card","title":"Found in the Bin – Funny Custom Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e“Found in the Bin” Funny Personalised Birthday Card\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eChaotic.\u003cbr\u003eQuestionable.\u003cbr\u003eProbably accurate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eThis funny personalised birthday card features a mischievous little character popping out of a bin — complete with your chosen age for maximum emotional damage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eWhether they’re turning 18, 30, 50, or spiritually 97, this card delivers the perfect mix of affection, bullying, and birthday chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eChoose the age at the check out with easy steps. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e🎉 Why This Design Slaps\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003efully personalised with ANY age\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003efunny without trying too hard\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eweirdly adorable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eperfect for people who hate generic birthday cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eguaranteed “okay rude 😭” reaction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eBasically:\u003cbr\u003eif your love language is roasting people, this is the card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e✨ Perfect Design For\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003emilestone birthdays\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ebest friends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003esiblings\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ehusbands \u0026amp; wives\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ecoworkers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003esarcastic family members\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003echaotic gift-givers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003epeople aging against their will\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e📏 Card Details\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eAvailable Sizes:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA6\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA5\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA4\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003epremium matte or glossy cardstock (You choose!) \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eblank inside\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ematching envelope included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003evibrant high-quality print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eeco-conscious packaging\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e🗑️ The Whole Energy\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eThis isn’t a sweet floral birthday Design. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eThis is:\u003cbr\u003e“happy birthday you absolute bin creature 💕”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eAnd honestly?\u003cbr\u003eThat’s more meaningful.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003ePerfect for people with unhinged humor, sibling energy, and friendships built entirely on insults and snacks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003ePlease note: Shipping times may vary during busy periods, holidays, or postal delays. 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