{"product_id":"id-give-you-a-kidney-card-funny-love-friendship","title":"I'd Give You a Kidney Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eFunny dark-humor greeting card with chaotic affection and medically questionable romance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eFeaturing a smiling cartoon kidney alongside the phrase:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e“For You I’d Give a Kidney. Not Mine — But Someone’s.”\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003ethis playful design blends ridiculous humor with genuine affection in the best possible way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eCute.\u003cbr\u003eUnhinged.\u003cbr\u003eDeeply committed energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e✨ Why This Card Works\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eSome love stories are built on romance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eOthers are built on sarcasm, emotional support, and threatening to source organs illegally.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThis card is for the second type.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003ePerfect for people who:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ecommunicate through dark humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003esend each other cursed memes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003esay “I hate everyone except you”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003esomehow make chaos feel comforting\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eFunny without becoming mean.\u003cbr\u003eSweet without becoming cringe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e💀 Perfect For\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eValentine’s Day\u003cbr\u003eAnniversaries\u003cbr\u003eFunny boyfriend gifts\u003cbr\u003eFunny girlfriend cards\u003cbr\u003eDark humor relationships\u003cbr\u003eBest friend gifts\u003cbr\u003eMedical student gifts\u003cbr\u003eNurse gifts\u003cbr\u003eDoctor humor gifts\u003cbr\u003eChaotic relationship energy\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eEspecially good for people obsessed with internet humor, sarcastic romance, and weirdly wholesome jokes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e🎁 Great Gift For\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eboyfriends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003egirlfriends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ehusbands\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ewives\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003emedical students\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003enurses\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003edoctors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eparamedics\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eyour emotionally unstable favorite person\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e📐 Details\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003eAvailable sizes:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA6\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA5\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA4\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003ePrinted on premium-quality 300gsm cardstock with a smooth matte finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eEnvelope included.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eCarefully packaged using recyclable materials.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e🖤 The Feeling Of This Card\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003eThe kind of relationship where:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ethe jokes are concerning\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ethe affection is real\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eand somehow both of you understand each other perfectly\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eExactly the kind of card people keep forever because it’s too funny to throw away.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e🚚 Shipping \u0026amp; 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