{"product_id":"later-traitor-retro-funny-farewell-greeting-card","title":"Later, Traitor Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eA funny farewell card for dramatic exits, chaotic coworkers, and people abandoning you for “new opportunities.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e“Later, Traitor.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eShort.\u003cbr\u003ePetty.\u003cbr\u003eBeautiful.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eThis retro-inspired goodbye card is perfect for the friend, coworker, sibling, or emotional support colleague who’s moving away, changing jobs, retiring, or generally leaving the group chat behind forever.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eFeaturing a vintage telephone design and unapologetically cheeky energy, this card delivers the perfect mix of humour, nostalgia, and low-level emotional damage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e✨ Why People Love This Card\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eBecause it says what everyone is thinking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003eNot every goodbye needs:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003etears\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003epoetry\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003einspirational quotes in cursive font\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eSometimes the correct response is simply:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p5\"\u003e“wow. betrayal.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003eFunny without being mean, this card works perfectly for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eoffice leaving parties\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ecoworkers changing jobs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003efriends moving abroad\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eretirement gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003esarcastic friendship groups\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003echaotic long-distance send-offs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e💌 Perfect For\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003efunny coworker leaving cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eretirement cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003egoodbye cards for friends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003emoving away cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003efarewell gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ework besties\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003esiblings with abandonment issues\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eemotionally unavailable friend groups\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eAlso ideal for anyone whose love language is roasting people affectionately.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e📏 Sizes Available\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA6 – compact and savage\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA5 – classic statement size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA4 – maximum dramatic effect\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003eWrite:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003esomething heartfelt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003esomething passive aggressive\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eor just:\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p5\"\u003e“traitor.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eHonestly? Powerful.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e✨ Product Details\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium heavyweight cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmooth matte finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrisp vibrant print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMatching envelope included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCarefully packaged\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003ePrinted on high-quality card stock that feels substantial, looks clean, and survives chaotic desk drawers, memory boxes, and office pinboards long after the leaving drinks are over.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e🚚 Shipping \u0026amp; Support\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFast dispatch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSecure packaging\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTracking available on selected orders\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eQuestions?\u003cbr\u003ehello@keolix.com\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✨\u003cb\u003e About KEOLIX\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/keolix.com\/?utm_source=chatgpt.com\"\u003eKEOLIX\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e creates bold, playful, emotionally meaningful designs inspired by faith, comfort, and creativity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFrom kawaii-inspired stickers to minimalist art prints and greeting cards, every piece is designed to feel personal, comforting, and easy to love.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBrowse more favourites here:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/keolix.com\/collections\/shop-best-sellers?utm_source=chatgpt.com\"\u003eShop Best Sellers\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBuild your own vibe and explore more from KEOLIX \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/uk.pinterest.com\/babykeo444\/?utm_source=chatgpt.com\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ehere\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCustomer support:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ehello@keolix.com\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"KEOLIX","offers":[{"title":"A5 \/ Matte","offer_id":55757559464200,"sku":"SQ1585539","price":5.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"A5 \/ Glossy","offer_id":55757559496968,"sku":"sku-53861177459011","price":6.25,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"A6 \/ Matte","offer_id":55757559529736,"sku":"sku-48872515895619","price":4.25,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"A6 \/ Glossy","offer_id":55757559562504,"sku":"sku-53861177491779","price":4.75,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"A4 \/ Matte","offer_id":55757559595272,"sku":"sku-53466257031491","price":8.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/bidnamic.store\/products\/later-traitor-retro-funny-farewell-greeting-card","provider":"Bidnamic Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}