{"product_id":"more-cake-than-candles-funny-birthday-greeting-card","title":"More Cake Than Candles :\/ Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eFunny Birthday Card for Friends, Family \u0026amp; Aging Legends\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eSome birthdays are magical.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eOthers require a fire extinguisher for the cake.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eThe “More Cake Than Candles :\/” birthday design is the perfect funny birthday card for anyone officially entering their “vintage but still fabulous” era.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eFeaturing an overloaded cartoon birthday cake and a painfully relatable message, this design delivers the perfect mix of humor, affection, and light chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eBecause getting older is inevitable.\u003cbr\u003eLaughing about it is optional.\u003cbr\u003eThis card helps.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e🎉 Why People Love This Card\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eThis is the kind of birthday card that actually gets laughed at before it gets opened.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003eFunny without being mean, it’s ideal for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003emilestone birthdays\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003efriends with a good sense of humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003esiblings\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ecoworkers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003epartners\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eparents who claim they’re “still 29”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eThe design is playful, bright, and instantly relatable — especially for anyone whose cake is starting to resemble a candle display.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e🍰 Perfect For\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e30th birthday cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e40th birthday gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e50th birthday humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003efunny birthday cards for her\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003efunny birthday cards for him\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ebest friend birthdays\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ecoworker birthday cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003esarcastic birthday humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eWorks for almost anyone who appreciates jokes about aging gracefully-ish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e✨ Card Details\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003eAvailable Sizes:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA6\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA5\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA4\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium quality cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVibrant full-color print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMatching envelope included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003ePrinted in the UK.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e✍️ Message Ideas\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e“Still hot. Just slightly toasted.”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e“Another year older, another slice bigger.”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e“You’re aging beautifully. 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