{"product_id":"new-phone-who-dis-funny-retro-greeting-card","title":"New Phone, Who Dis? Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e“New Phone, Who Dis?” – Funny Retro Greeting Card\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eA retro greeting card with just the right amount of attitude.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eFeaturing a vintage telephone design and the iconic phrase:\u003cbr\u003e“New Phone, Who Dis?”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eThis card delivers instant nostalgia, instant humour, and exactly the kind of cheeky energy people actually remember.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003ePerfect for birthdays, friendships, farewells, reconnecting, or sending someone a message that says:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e“I thought of you… but I’m still going to be annoying about it.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e📞 Why This Card Works\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eSimple:\u003cbr\u003ebecause the joke already lands.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eEveryone knows the phrase.\u003cbr\u003eEveryone immediately gets the vibe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eIt’s playful, sarcastic, slightly dramatic, and weirdly versatile.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003eThis is the kind of card that:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003egets laughed at instantly\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003egets photographed for Instagram stories\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eand somehow ends up living on the fridge for 3 weeks.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e🎉 Perfect For\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003efunny birthday cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eretro greeting cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ecoworker leaving cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003efriendship cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ebreakup humour\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003elong-distance friends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ereconnecting with someone\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003enostalgic 90s \u0026amp; Y2K lovers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003eEspecially ideal for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003efriends with elite meme taste\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003epeople who reply three business days later\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eanyone emotionally attached to retro technology\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e🎨 The Design\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eThe bold retro phone illustration gives this card major throwback energy while keeping the design clean, modern, and giftable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003eThe aesthetic is:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003enostalgic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eplayful\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ebold\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eand instantly eye-catching\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p5\"\u003eIt feels like an old-school text message turned into a keepsake.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e✍️ Blank Inside\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003eThe inside is blank so you can:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ewrite something funny\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eadd an inside joke\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ekeep it heartfelt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eor commit fully to the bit.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p5\"\u003eYour message.\u003cbr\u003eYour chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e📏 Available Sizes\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003eChoose your level of dramatic communication:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA6 – compact \u0026amp; 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