{"product_id":"not-getting-any-younger-funny-raisin-grape-card","title":"Not Getting Any Younger Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e“Well, You’re Not Getting Any Younger” Funny Raisin Greeting Card\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eA little harsh?\u003cbr\u003eMaybe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eAccurate?\u003cbr\u003eAbsolutely.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eThis funny greeting card features two fruit icons at very different stages of life:\u003cbr\u003eone fresh grape,\u003cbr\u003eand one extremely experienced raisin.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eThe message?\u003cbr\u003e“Well, you’re not getting any younger.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eSimple.\u003cbr\u003eSavage.\u003cbr\u003eWeirdly affectionate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e✨ Why People Love It\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eBecause it feels like an actual joke someone would say.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eNot overly sentimental.\u003cbr\u003eNot fake-deep.\u003cbr\u003eJust classic loving banter for the people you’re legally allowed to roast.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ebirthdays\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eclose friends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003esiblings\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ecoworkers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eparents\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eanyone aging slightly against their will\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e🎨 The Design\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eFeaturing a playful cartoon grape and raisin with clean, bold illustration and expressive character styling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eBright colours.\u003cbr\u003eMinimal layout.\u003cbr\u003eMaximum “okay that’s actually funny” energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eCute enough to display.\u003cbr\u003eMean enough to remember.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e📦 Card Details\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003eAvailable Sizes:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA6\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA5\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA4\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003ePrinted on premium heavyweight matte cardstock with vibrant colour and a smooth finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message, emotional support roast, or fake anti-aging advice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eMatching envelope included.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003ePlastic-free packaging.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e🎁 Perfect For\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003efunny birthday gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003esarcastic friendships\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eparents with good humour\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ecoworkers approaching another birthday\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003epeople who pretend they’re “still 25”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eanyone entering their raisin era\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e✍️ Message Ideas\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003eNeed inspiration?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e“Still iconic though.”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e“Wrinkled, but thriving.”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e“Aging gracefully was never the goal.”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e“You’re vintage now.”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e🚚 Shipping \u0026amp; 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