{"product_id":"staying-alive-tote-disco-skeleton-recycled-cotton-bag","title":"Staying Alive Tote","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eStill Alive Somehow – Retro Disco Skeleton Tote Bag\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eFunky.\u003cbr\u003eChaotic.\u003cbr\u003eSurprisingly relatable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eThe “Still Alive Somehow” tote bag features a dancing disco skeleton with a pink afro, retro energy, and enough attitude to turn a grocery run into a full personality statement.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eMade from 100% recycled cotton, this tote combines bold vintage-inspired design with practical everyday use.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e🪩 Tote Details\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% recycled cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 40 x 38 cm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLightweight but durable (130–135gsm)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft, comfortable shoulder straps\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine washable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e💀 Why People Love It\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eThis isn’t one of those boring neutral totes everyone already owns.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eIt’s weird.\u003cbr\u003eIt’s loud.\u003cbr\u003eIt actually has personality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003erecord shopping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ecoffee runs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003emarkets\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003efestivals\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003euni bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003echaotic errands\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003epretending your life is a retro movie montage\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e🎁 Perfect Gift For\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003edisco lovers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eretro aesthetic fans\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003emusic lovers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003efunky friends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eskeleton art collectors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003epeople surviving entirely on vibes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eThis tote gets compliments constantly.\u003cbr\u003eBecause honestly?\u003cbr\u003eA dancing skeleton in an afro is hard to ignore.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e♻️ Sustainable \u0026amp; Reusable\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eMade using recycled cotton and printed in small batches for less waste and more personality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eGood for the planet.\u003cbr\u003eBetter for your outfit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e🚚 Shipping\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShips in 1–3 business days\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUK \u0026amp; international shipping available\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e📧 hello@keolix.com\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e💀 Loud bags \u0026gt; boring bags.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003eCarry something fun.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShipping times may vary during busy periods, holidays, or postal delays. 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