{"product_id":"wire-haired-dachshund-dining-drama-hilarious-pet-bowl-mat","title":"Wire Haired Dachshund Dining Drama – Hilarious Pet Bowl Mat!","description":"\u003c!-- x-tinymce\/html --\u003e\u003cp style=\"box-sizing: inherit; margin-top: 0px; color: rgba(32, 75, 87, 0.75); font-family: -apple-system, 'system-ui', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, Ubuntu, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif, 'Apple Color Emoji', 'Segoe UI Emoji', 'Segoe UI Symbol'; letter-spacing: 0.6px;\"\u003eIs your Dachshund \u003cem style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\"\u003eever\u003c\/em\u003e satisfied? (Spoiler Alert: NO.) This paw-some pet bowl mat features the mischievous hot dog himself, throwing major side-eye at your portion control skills. With the slogan \u003cem style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\"\u003e\"Is that all? You must be joking!!!\"\u003c\/em\u003e, it perfectly captures the daily struggle of every Dachshund parent. Protect your floors from mealtime mess while serving up serious sass—because your doxie deserves to dine in style (and complain about it).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"box-sizing: inherit; margin-bottom: 0px; color: rgba(32, 75, 87, 0.75); font-family: -apple-system, 'system-ui', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, Ubuntu, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif, 'Apple Color Emoji', 'Segoe UI Emoji', 'Segoe UI Symbol'; letter-spacing: 0.6px;\"\u003e🐕💬 \u003cem style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\"\u003eWarning: May not stop the begging.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bon Dog","offers":[{"title":"White","offer_id":52859540472072,"sku":"BAR-RUNNER","price":15.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/bidnamic.store\/products\/wire-haired-dachshund-dining-drama-hilarious-pet-bowl-mat","provider":"Bidnamic Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}