{"product_id":"would-you-love-me-if-i-were-a-worm-cute-card","title":"Would You Love Me If I Were a Worm? Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e“Would You Love Me Even If I Were a Worm?” Funny Love Card\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eA modern romance classic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eNot roses.\u003cbr\u003eNot poetry.\u003cbr\u003eNot dramatic speeches.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eJust one important question:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e“Would you still love me if I were a worm?”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eFeaturing an adorable smiling pink worm and playful kawaii-style design, this greeting card is made for couples whose love language is memes, chaos, reassurance, and sending each other completely unserious questions at 1am.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eCute?\u003cbr\u003eYes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eEmotionally important?\u003cbr\u003eAlso yes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e💕 Why This Card Works\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e🐛 Funny, Weird \u0026amp; Weirdly Sweet\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eThis design instantly feels personal because it captures a very specific type of relationship energy:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003esending TikToks back and forth\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003efake arguments over impossible hypotheticals\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ebeing dramatic for fun\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eneeding constant reassurance in the cutest way possible\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eIt’s playful without feeling cringe.\u003cbr\u003eFunny without trying too hard.\u003cbr\u003eAnd somehow… genuinely romantic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eBecause “would you love me if I were a worm?” has become the internet’s version of:\u003cbr\u003e“I just want to know you’d still choose me.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e💌 Perfect For\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eValentine’s Day\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eanniversaries\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eboyfriend or girlfriend gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ewives \u0026amp; husbands\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ebest friends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003elong-distance relationships\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ecute “just because” moments\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ememe-loving couples\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003ePerfect for people who love:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003equirky humour\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ekawaii aesthetics\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003einternet culture\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003esoft romance\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ecute but chaotic relationships\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e✨ Card Details\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eAvailable sizes:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA6\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA5\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA4\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium quality cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVibrant high-quality print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncludes matching envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEco-conscious materials\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned in the UK by KEOLIX\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e🧠 The Energy\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eThis isn’t one of those stiff romance cards nobody keeps.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eThis is:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003epinned to the wall\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eleft on the desk for weeks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eshown to friends immediately\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003equoted constantly afterwards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eBecause it feels like an inside joke and a love letter at the same time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003eAnd honestly?\u003cbr\u003eThat’s elite relationship energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShipping times may vary during busy periods, holidays, or postal delays. 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