{"product_id":"you-re-like-marmite-weird-quirky-greeting-card","title":"You’re Like Marmite Weird Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eYou’re Like Marmite Weird Card \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eSome people are normal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eThis Design is not for them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eThe “You’re Like Marmite Weird” design is playful, chaotic, weirdly affectionate, and perfect for the person in your life who proudly stands out. Featuring a cute cartoon Marmite jar and a cheeky phrase, this funny greeting card is made for birthdays, friendships, thank-you notes, or random “this reminded me of you” moments.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eIt’s silly.\u003cbr\u003eIt’s oddly wholesome.\u003cbr\u003eAnd honestly? It’s hard not to love.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e🍯 Why People Love This Design \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eFunny Without Trying Too Hard\u003cbr\u003eThe Marmite joke just works. Especially for people with strong personalities and elite levels of weird.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eCute Cartoon Design\u003cbr\u003eBold colours, clean artwork, and a playful style that instantly stands out from generic high-street cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eBlank Inside\u003cbr\u003eWrite something heartfelt, unhinged, sarcastic, sweet, or all four at once.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e✨ Perfect For\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ebirthdays\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ebest friends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003equirky partners\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ecoworkers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ethank-you notes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003elong-distance friendships\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e“just because” gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBritish humour lovers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eEspecially good for:\u003cbr\u003epeople who love Marmite, weird humour, and cards that actually feel personal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e📏 Card Sizes\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA6 – small and sweet\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA5 – classic greeting card size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA4 – dramatic and impossible to ignore\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eEach card includes:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003epremium cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ekraft envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eeco-friendly packaging\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e🖨 Product Quality\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThick premium card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVibrant colour print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrisp cartoon detail\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned to be kept, not thrown away\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e🚚 Shipping \u0026amp; Returns\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShips within 1–3 business days\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUK delivery: 2–5 working days\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInternational shipping available\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e📧 hello@keolix.com\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShipping times may vary during busy periods, holidays, or postal delays. 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