Lord Cunt - Ballpoint Pen
Lord Cunt - Ballpoint Pen
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💖 Because Some Titles are Earned, Not Given! 💖
For the distinguished gentlemen (or absolute menaces) who deserve a title as grand as their attitude, this ‘Lord Cunt’ ballpoint pen is the one! Whether it’s for signing important documents, writing passive-aggressive work notes, or just flexing your top-tier status, this pen is bold, hilarious, and guaranteed to get a reaction.
💖 Perfect for: Work besties, boss mates, office troublemakers, and anyone who likes their stationery with a side of sass.
🖤 Key Features:
✔️ Smooth black ink – for effortless note-taking, plotting, or memos of chaos
✔️ Sassy ‘Lord Cunt’ design – classy, cheeky & absolutely iconic
✔️ Comfortable grip – perfect for writing long lists of people who annoy you
✔️ A must-have for anyone who signs off with pure authority!
🎁 Great for: Funny gifts, Scouse gifts, unique gifts, work stationery, and making sure everyone knows exactly who’s in charge.
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- Daily Cut-Off: Orders placed before 16:00 GMT are prepared the same working day
- Preparation Time: 0–1 working days (Monday to Friday)
- Delivery Window: 5–10 working days after dispatch (Monday to Friday)
- UK Delivery: Free shipping is provided on all orders within the United Kingdom
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30-Days Return
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- Return Window: 30 days from the date of delivery
- Restocking Fees: None
- Refund Timeline: Usually within 7 business days
- Return Shipping: Customers cover the cost of sending items back
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