Lord Cunt - Ballpoint Pen

💖 Because Some Titles are Earned, Not Given! 💖

For the distinguished gentlemen (or absolute menaces) who deserve a title as grand as their attitude, this ‘Lord Cunt’ ballpoint pen is the one! Whether it’s for signing important documents, writing passive-aggressive work notes, or just flexing your top-tier status, this pen is bold, hilarious, and guaranteed to get a reaction.

💖 Perfect for: Work besties, boss mates, office troublemakers, and anyone who likes their stationery with a side of sass.

🖤 Key Features:
✔️ Smooth black ink – for effortless note-taking, plotting, or memos of chaos
✔️ Sassy ‘Lord Cunt’ design – classy, cheeky & absolutely iconic
✔️ Comfortable grip – perfect for writing long lists of people who annoy you
✔️ A must-have for anyone who signs off with pure authority!

🎁 Great for: Funny gifts, Scouse gifts, unique gifts, work stationery, and making sure everyone knows exactly who’s in charge.