Christmas Calories Don’t Count Card

Christmas Calories Don’t Count Christmas Card

December rules are different.
Calories? Suspended.
Dessert? Mandatory.
Second helping? Spiritually necessary.

The “Christmas Calories Don’t Count” Christmas design is perfect for festive food lovers, pudding enthusiasts, and anyone emotionally attached to holiday snacks.

Featuring a cheerful Christmas pudding topped with icing and holly, this card delivers cozy Christmas humour without trying too hard.

Cute. Funny. Extremely relatable.

✨ Why People Love This Design

Festive Food Chaos
A Christmas pudding design that basically screams “go on, have another.”

Funny Without Being Cringe
The joke lands instantly. No explanation needed.

Blank Inside
Write something sweet, sarcastic, or completely unhinged after two glasses of mulled wine.

🎄 Perfect For

• food lovers
• coworkers
• best friends
• Christmas dinner hosts
• bakers
• festive families
• people who start eating chocolate at 9am in December

📏 Card Sizes

• A6 – small festive chaos
• A5 – classic greeting-card size
• A4 – giant dessert energy

Each design  includes:

• premium cardstock
• matching envelope
• eco-friendly packaging

🖨 Product Details

• Printed in the UK
• Thick premium card
• Vibrant high-quality print
• Cute festive design
• Made for Christmas snack season

🚚 Shipping & Returns

• Ships within 1–3 business days
• UK delivery: 2–5 working days
• International shipping available

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Shipping times may vary during busy periods, holidays, or postal delays. Thanks for your patience and understanding while your order arrives.

✨ About KEOLIX

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From kawaii-inspired stickers to minimalist art prints and greeting cards, every piece is designed to feel personal, comforting, and easy to love.

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