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Cunt Keyring

Cunt Keyring

Regular price £5.49 GBP
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💀 For When Subtlety Just Isn’t Your Thing! 💀

If you or someone you know thrives on sarcasm, swearing, and not giving a toss, this ‘C*NT’ colourful keyring is the perfect little gift. Made from printed MDF, it’s durable, lightweight, and guaranteed to get a reaction every time they grab their keys. Whether it’s for banter, a statement piece, or just to wind people up, this keyring delivers maximum impact with minimum effort.

💖 Perfect for: Mates with a wicked sense of humour, unapologetic legends, and anyone who enjoys a bit of sweary fun.

🖤 Key Features:
✔️ Premium wooden keyring – sturdy, stylish & built to last
✔️ Bold ‘C*NT’ design – no-nonsense, cheeky & unfiltered
✔️ Attached to a strong metal keyring – perfect for keys, bags & lanyards
✔️ A must-have for fans of dark humour & novelty gifts

🎁 Great for: Funny gifts, stocking fillers, Secret Santa, and anyone who loves a bit of sweary banter.

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