Ex-Squeeze Me? You’re Leaving? Card

Ex-Squeeze Me? You’re Leaving?

Funny Farewell Greeting Card

Goodbyes are awkward.
This card makes them less painful.

Featuring an adorable cartoon orange juice design and the phrase “Ex-Squeeze Me? You’re Leaving?”, this funny farewell card is perfect for coworkers, friends, classmates, flatmates, or anyone heading off on a new adventure.

Cute, slightly dramatic, and guaranteed to get a laugh.

✨ Why People Love It

• funny without being over the top
• perfect mix of cute + sarcastic
• works for loads of farewell situations
• blank inside for your own message
• memorable enough to keep afterwards

The kind of card people pin to their desk instead of throwing away.

💌 Card Details

• Available in A6, A5, or A4
• Printed on premium cardstock
• Blank inside
• Matching envelope included
• High-quality vibrant print finish

Perfect for farewell gifts, leaving parties, or office send-offs.

🎁 Perfect For

• coworker leaving cards
• moving away gifts
• graduation goodbyes
• new job send-offs
• friendship farewells
• gap year gifts
• work besties

Or anyone you’re genuinely going to miss.

✍️ Message Ideas

• “Rude of you to leave, honestly.”
• “Who am I supposed to complain to now?”
• “Wishing you luck… but not too much.”

📦 Shipping & Returns

• Ships within 1–3 business days
• UK delivery: 2–5 business days
• International shipping available

📧 hello@keolix.com

🍊 Tiny Card. Mild Emotional Damage.

Because every goodbye deserves at least one terrible pun.

Shipping times may vary during busy periods, holidays, or postal delays. Thanks for your patience and understanding while your order arrives.

✨ About KEOLIX

KEOLIX creates bold, playful, emotionally meaningful designs inspired by faith, comfort, and creativity.

From kawaii-inspired stickers to minimalist art prints and greeting cards, every piece is designed to feel personal, comforting, and easy to love.

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