F*ck Off Christmas Card
F*ck Off Christmas Card
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💖 Because Sometimes, the Best Gift is Just Saying It How It Is! 💖
Not in the mood for forced festive cheer? Need a card that gets straight to the point? This ‘Fuck Off’ Christmas cardis perfect for the mate, colleague, or family member who appreciates brutal honesty and a good laugh. Whether you mean it with love, sarcasm, or pure festive exhaustion, this card is funny, simple, and 100% relatable.
💖 Perfect for: Mates, work besties, Secret Santa, or just sending a festive message with a little more… honesty.
🖤 Key Features:
✔️ A5 size with a semi-gloss finish – sleek, stylish, and straight to the point
✔️ Includes an envelope – so you can actually send it (or just hand it over with a smirk)
✔️ Bold ‘Fuck Off’ design – festive AF but with the right amount of attitude
✔️ Blank inside or personalised with a message for an extra charge – heartfelt, cheeky, or just “Merry Christmas, ya gobshite”
✔️ A must-have funny Christmas card for anyone with zero time for nonsense.
🎁 Great for: Funny Christmas cards, Scouse gifts, unique gifts, and festive banter with a side of sass.
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Shipping Overview:
- Daily Cut-Off: Orders placed before 16:00 GMT are prepared the same working day
- Preparation Time: 0–1 working days (Monday to Friday)
- Delivery Window: 5–10 working days after dispatch (Monday to Friday)
- UK Delivery: Free shipping is provided on all orders within the United Kingdom
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30-Days Return
30-Days Return
Essential Details:
- Return Window: 30 days from the date of delivery
- Restocking Fees: None
- Refund Timeline: Usually within 7 business days
- Return Shipping: Customers cover the cost of sending items back
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