Grate Expectations: The Bearded Collie Cheese Tax Apron

This apron isn't just for cooking — it’s for reminding everyone that payment is due... in cheese. Featuring your very own Hairicane of Chaos and Affection (aka a Bearded Collie), it proudly declares: "Don’t forget the cheese tax." Because behind every good chef is a Bearded Collie with soulful eyes and a dairy-based economy. Whether you're whipping up dinner or just opening the fridge, this apron ensures culinary justice is served—one cheesy bribe at a time.

Material: 65% polyester/35% cotton twill.

• Self fabric neck tie with sliding, adjustable buckle.
• Industrial laundry 85°C.
• Domestic wash 60°C.
• WRAP Certified Production.

Weight:

• Colours: 190gsm