I Donut Know Love Card

Love means accepting someone's habits, noises and occasional ability to leave a cupboard door open. This funny card puts that commitment into words with a pink-frosted, sugar-dusted doughnut and the honest message “I donut know how I put up with you”.

It is perfect for Valentine's Day, anniversaries or any ordinary Tuesday when your favourite person has been mildly infuriating again. The joke is cheeky, but the affection underneath is clear enough for partners who understand each other's nonsense. The inside is blank, so you can add something romantic, continue the teasing or let the doughnut speak for itself.

Measuring approximately 148 × 148mm, the square card is printed on 350gsm white silk cardstock and supplied with a kraft envelope. The sweet little troublemaker was illustrated by Richard Darani, and the card is printed in the UK. Give it with love, patience and perhaps an actual doughnut. Sprinkles remain entirely optional.