I'd Give You a Kidney Card

Funny dark-humor greeting card with chaotic affection and medically questionable romance.

Featuring a smiling cartoon kidney alongside the phrase:
“For You I’d Give a Kidney. Not Mine — But Someone’s.”
this playful design blends ridiculous humor with genuine affection in the best possible way.

Cute.
Unhinged.
Deeply committed energy.

✨ Why This Card Works

Some love stories are built on romance.

Others are built on sarcasm, emotional support, and threatening to source organs illegally.

This card is for the second type.

Perfect for people who:

• communicate through dark humor
• send each other cursed memes
• say “I hate everyone except you”
• somehow make chaos feel comforting

Funny without becoming mean.
Sweet without becoming cringe.

💀 Perfect For

Valentine’s Day
Anniversaries
Funny boyfriend gifts
Funny girlfriend cards
Dark humor relationships
Best friend gifts
Medical student gifts
Nurse gifts
Doctor humor gifts
Chaotic relationship energy

Especially good for people obsessed with internet humor, sarcastic romance, and weirdly wholesome jokes.

🎁 Great Gift For

• boyfriends
• girlfriends
• husbands
• wives
• medical students
• nurses
• doctors
• paramedics
• your emotionally unstable favorite person

📐 Details

Available sizes:

• A6
• A5
• A4

Printed on premium-quality 300gsm cardstock with a smooth matte finish.

Blank inside for your own message.

Envelope included.

Carefully packaged using recyclable materials.

🖤 The Feeling Of This Card

The kind of relationship where:

• the jokes are concerning
• the affection is real
• and somehow both of you understand each other perfectly

Exactly the kind of card people keep forever because it’s too funny to throw away.

🚚 Shipping & Support

• Fast dispatch
• Carefully packaged for safe delivery
• Tracking available on selected shipping options

Questions?
Contact us anytime at hello@keolix.com

✨ About KEOLIX

KEOLIX creates bold, playful, emotionally meaningful designs inspired by faith, comfort, and creativity.

From kawaii-inspired stickers to minimalist art prints and greeting cards, every piece is designed to feel personal, comforting, and easy to love.

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