Jesus Loves Everyone, Except You Card

💖 Because Even Jesus Has Standards! 💖

If you’ve got a mate (or an enemy) who deserves a very specific type of message, this ‘Jesus Loves Everyone… Except You, You Cunt’ card is the perfect way to send a blessing with a side of brutal honesty. Whether it’s for a birthday, Christmas, or just a casual midweek wind-up, this card is savage, hilarious, and guaranteed to get a reaction.

💖 Perfect for: Mates with a dark sense of humour, work besties, exes, or that one person who definitely isn’t on Jesus’ good list.

🖤 Key Features:
✔️ A5 size with a semi-gloss finish – sharp, stylish & straight to the point
✔️ Includes an envelope – because even savage insults deserve good presentation
✔️ Bold ‘Jesus Loves Everyone… Except You, You Cunt’ design – direct, no faff, and 100% unforgettable
✔️ Blank inside or personalised with a message for an extra charge – keep it funny, sarcastic, or leave them speechless
✔️ A must-have for anyone who loves a bit of dark humour and zero sugar-coating!

🎁 Great for: Funny gifts, Scouse gifts, unique gifts, greeting cards, and pushing the boundaries of religious banter.

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