Jesus Loves Everyone Except You Mug

If you’ve ever wanted to send a message that’s part holy, part hilarious, and entirely unhinged – this Jesus Loves Everyone Except You, You Cunt Mug is the one. Inspired by our best-selling greetings card, it’s the ultimate brew-time burn.

💖 Perfect for:
Mates with a dark sense of humour, workplace tea rounds, or letting passive-aggressive truths fly across the desk.

🖤 Key Features:
✔️ Savage & side-splitting design – based on our viral card
✔️ High-quality ceramic – made for holy brews & unholy shade
✔️ Microwave safe (apart from chrome) – for guilt-free reheats
✔️ Dishwasher safe (but be kind and handwash for longevity)
✔️ A must-have for anyone who likes their banter sacrilegious

🎁 Great for:
Scouse gifts, unique gifts, funny mugs & passive-aggressive sass queens.

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