Later, Traitor Card

A funny farewell card for dramatic exits, chaotic coworkers, and people abandoning you for “new opportunities.”

“Later, Traitor.”

Short.
Petty.
Beautiful.

This retro-inspired goodbye card is perfect for the friend, coworker, sibling, or emotional support colleague who’s moving away, changing jobs, retiring, or generally leaving the group chat behind forever.

Featuring a vintage telephone design and unapologetically cheeky energy, this card delivers the perfect mix of humour, nostalgia, and low-level emotional damage.

✨ Why People Love This Card

Because it says what everyone is thinking.

Not every goodbye needs:

• tears
• poetry
• inspirational quotes in cursive font

Sometimes the correct response is simply:

“wow. betrayal.”

Funny without being mean, this card works perfectly for:

• office leaving parties
• coworkers changing jobs
• friends moving abroad
• retirement gifts
• sarcastic friendship groups
• chaotic long-distance send-offs

💌 Perfect For

• funny coworker leaving cards
• retirement cards
• goodbye cards for friends
• moving away cards
• farewell gifts
• work besties
• siblings with abandonment issues
• emotionally unavailable friend groups

Also ideal for anyone whose love language is roasting people affectionately.

📏 Sizes Available

• A6 – compact and savage
• A5 – classic statement size
• A4 – maximum dramatic effect

Blank inside for your own message.

Write:

• something heartfelt
• something passive aggressive
• or just:

“traitor.”

Honestly? Powerful.

✨ Product Details

• Premium heavyweight cardstock
• Smooth matte finish
• Crisp vibrant print
• Matching envelope included
• Carefully packaged
• Designed in the UK

Printed on high-quality card stock that feels substantial, looks clean, and survives chaotic desk drawers, memory boxes, and office pinboards long after the leaving drinks are over.

🚚 Shipping & Support

• Fast dispatch
• Secure packaging
• Tracking available on selected orders

Questions?
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✨ About KEOLIX

KEOLIX creates bold, playful, emotionally meaningful designs inspired by faith, comfort, and creativity.

From kawaii-inspired stickers to minimalist art prints and greeting cards, every piece is designed to feel personal, comforting, and easy to love.

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