List of Things I Want to Fuck Valentines Card
List of Things I Want to Fuck Valentines Card
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💖 Because Love & Political Fury Can Coexist! 💖
If your Valentine is your ultimate ride-or-die but you still need to remind them that your hatred for the Tories burns just as bright as your passion for them, then this ‘List of Things I Want to F*ck’ Valentine’s Card is the one! Equal parts romantic and revolutionary, this card is funny, bold, and 100% on brand for any politically savvy lovebird.
💖 Perfect for: Baes, partners, politically engaged hotties, and anyone who finds left-wing rage a bit of a turn-on.
🖤 Key Features:
✔️ A5 size with a semi-gloss finish – sleek, stylish & ready to deliver the message
✔️ Includes an envelope – because throwing it at them isn’t that romantic
✔️ Bold ‘List of Things I Want to F*ck’ design – funny, cheeky & full of personality
✔️ Blank inside or personalised with a message for an extra charge – keep it sweet, spicy, or let rip about the state of the government
✔️ A must-have for any couple who bonds over their mutual loathing of the Tories!
🎁 Great for: Funny gifts, Scouse gifts, unique gifts, Valentine’s Day, and making sure your partner knows where your priorities lie.
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