Merry Christmas and Happy New Year Christmas Card

💖 Because Not Everyone Deserves Good Wishes! 💖

If you’ve got someone in your life who deserves more coal than Christmas cheer, this ‘Merry Christmas & Happy New Year… Only Joking, I Hope They’re Both Shit’ card is the perfect way to deliver some festive shade with a side of savage humour. Whether it’s for your work nemesis, your frenemy, or just a mate who thrives on brutal banter, this card is hilarious, cheeky, and guaranteed to get a reaction.

💖 Perfect for: Sarcastic mates, wind-up merchants, work besties, and anyone who deserves a festive roasting.

🖤 Key Features:
✔️ A5 size with a semi-gloss finish – sleek, stylish & savagely festive
✔️ Includes an envelope – because even petty Christmas cards should be properly presented
✔️ Bold ‘Merry Christmas & Happy New Year… Only Joking’ design – brutal, hilarious & guaranteed to stand out
✔️ Blank inside or personalised with a message for an extra charge – keep it light-hearted, go full roast mode, or leave them wondering why they even made the list
✔️ A must-have for anyone who enjoys a bit of savage Christmas humour!

🎁 Great for: Funny gifts, Scouse gifts, unique gifts, Christmas cards, and reminding people not to expect too much from you this festive season.

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